Oil to Gas - First, Make It Last

Nitrous - What's Funny About Laughing Gas

Leakdown - Bubble Trouble

Jetting 101 - Every Race Is Won

Power Players - 250R's Can Be Slayers

Oval Boring - The Hole's Not The Same

Boring - The Hole Story

Blaster Limit - T.O.R.S. - Available On Yours

Pipe to Port - Altered "Tinking"

Dial A Jet - New Tech = New Attempt

Porting 101 - Start The Fun

Porting 102 - To Choose To Do

Porting 103 - Listen To Everything

Porting 104 - Time The Roar

Porting 105 - To Grow Flow

It's Your Turn - To Screw

Master The Blaster - 2 Wheels Is The Deal

Chain - Power Loss So Plain

Shocks Pass Gas - Nitrogen Is So Cool

Doing Launch - Pressure Testing

Drag Anyone? - What To Displace

Spark - Gap That Matters

Polishing Things - Shiny Parts Look So Fast

TRX Cranks - Canned Cranks Strapped Tanks

EGT - Start To Believe

Flywheel - Less Weight = Less Wait

Bore & Stroke - How Much To Smoke

CV - Constant Controversy

Blaster Disaster - Base Blow Out

To Pipe - To Know Is To Start

LT's If You Please - Rich Sound Moves Ground

New Looks - Metal Stress Is Weakness

Strength In Length - Power Makers Shift Rearward

Raunchy Banshee - Porting Not Sporting

AMP Link - Friction Stinks

Boost Juice - No Boost Makes Big Roost

RAD Valve - Equal Air Seems Fair

Intake Size - Larger Isn't Always Wise

Crank Threads - Right (way) To Tighten

Moving Matter - No Vibration Exemption

Power Pistons - Trimming Domes Makes HP Shown

Blaster Roots - Water Cooling, No Fooling

Raider Sport Ports - Let The Power Out

GP760 Value Added - Very Revvy

Water Testing - Flat Water = Fast Facts

Weight - No Free Freight

It's No Flow Show - Testing Resting?

Sand Tires - Slippery Traction; Lose Patience, Action

Dark Spark - Stubborn Blubber Marks Start

Missing Thunder - Friction Losses; No Wonder

YZ Activity - Wanted: More Upper Energy

Engine Swaps - Replacement Displacement

YFSYZ - Not For Everybody

Thinking/Planning - Choosing Wisely Not Uncanny

Algodones To Glamis Via TRX - A Fast Ride While Riding High Tide

Tree Huggers & MTBE - How Many Degrees Does It Take To Ruin Everything - Update 9/20/2004 - Response added

Faster Blaster - The Long Lean Run From The Border

LT Marries RZ - The RZ & Not Enough Money

Pismo River - The House Of Pain

Tools Rules - Keep The Clicker From Getting Sicker

500 cc GP - Road Racers Relieved

Baby Baby - Eyewear Filter Elements

Lap It - Make That Flat

Long Rod - How Much To Dwell

Hot Dodge - Melted Me

No Air - The Proper Use Of A Chair

Changing Parts - No Wasting Smarts

Balance Shafts - Loose Gears Hurt Ears

 

 

The Thread Spread - Revisited

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Though not deserving of a separate page, I decided to post this anyway. I remembered it while responding to some mail I received about the Thread Spread section of my web site. I didn't have the requested pictures to go along with the Algodones or Pismo articles, but I did have this quirky offbeat stray tune to offer up.

 

It is a response I received to the little Tree Huggers & MTBE piece I posted some time ago. Actually it's the only response I ever received about that bit. Apparently it struck a chord in this man/child. I had to edited out some of the language. It seems the smut mouth would-be enviro-chemist didn't consider another type of clean which comes about by not introducing verbal diarhea.

 

When young children display this kind of behavior adults call it a tantrum. It's usually followed by banging on the floor and some bawling. When this type of behavior is spewed forth from a self proclaimed educated adult, the rest of us call it humor.

 

Funny thing - It's been over a year but I can finally buy gasoline without the cancer causing, fish killing, water polluting MTBE in it. Along with that the lake everyone was so worried about (around here) has been reopened to vessels running the new and improved "smooth" fuel. For every frog there's someone with a tongue...

 

Rick - Why is it that the only hate mail I receive is from a hotmail, yahoo or geocities domain ?!?

The Response -


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Subject:

Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 21:38:44 -0800

From: <name withheld@hotmail.com>

To: <macdizzy@macdizzy.com>

 

The only reason I am responding to you is I have been called Tree Hugger so many times, I was curious what it meant. My internet search led me to your ravings. You have given this a lot of thought, no doubt. You seem to have a vision or a mental picture of a typical Tree Hugger that is rather discomforting to me. You have missed the point entirely of what I believe a Tree Hugger stands for, of course. Maybe person who loves and respects the natural world should find ways to keep from harming it. What is fun in your eyes though harmful to others should be pondered closely. Logic dictates that a harmful act should be stopped immediately. Most of us have that natural impulse to draw away from a flame as our skinned is burned. Knowing that while driving a SUV, for instance, you are burning more fuel, thus producing more emissions than a GEO, yet you insist on a SUV purchase probably means that you don't give a $4it about the whole petroleum process. It must be more important to you that you look good rather than the rational of less impact on air quality. Why would you care, then, that when you are flying along in your jet ski, your negative impact to the environment is far greater than the thrill obtained from projecting your fat a$$ across the top of a freshwater ecosystem you know nothing about? If someone attempts to use intelligent thought to solve a problem, and in the end fails to come to the correct conclusion or finds that they are a hypocrite for not realizing sooner that that the process of change is infinite, they are still far more enlighten than those who build forums of thought to support ideals that are clearly wrong, outdated or derogatory. Simply put, moron. Give your issues more thought. Don't categorize the very people around that may offer you options for change for this f-word up world we are all trying to call home. I am not sure what you are doing for the cause. Apparently nothing. If you would like to know more about the natural world. I may be able to help. But please bring curiosity not judgment.

 

I apologies for not having an email address at this time. Please check back in a few days. I will probably be found under a hotmail address using the name holycrossg.com or something very similar. Please feel free to rant my direction.

 

 

Name Withheld

Environmental Chemist

Grand Haven, Michigan

 


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